Seems pretty dead around here. Too bad y'all suck.

After the pleasantries, all the bullshit, all the back biting, and the drama. After all that. I found it. I didn't need you'll.

It is nice to be recognized for what I am. Fuck you all.

You guys are useless.

Well, really, it's probably me. I hate you, me.

The public discourse in the United States barely qualifies as such. You are a ridiculous group of mentally handicapped cocks.

That's not a typo above, it's boy-fiend, because that's what the worthless little turd is. It amazes me that she has chosen to involve herself with such a worthless, lame-ass oozing pile of sub-human sewage. I had such high hopes that his last visit to county jail would be lenghty - but alas he sold out his 'friends', actually a better translation would be 'customers' for a walk - again. Gotta love law enforcement - they protect and serve, so I'm told, but all I've ever seen them do is suck and swallow, considering how many times this pathetic sack of shit has been arrested and released. In all fairness it's not all on him since my daughter is stupid enough to continue to support him in spite of the fact that he is an emotional terrorist and the biggest wuss-puss to walk the earth in generations - most men don't scream like a 2 year old girl at the sight of a spider less than a centimeter in size. This is a caricature of a human male with no redemptive qualities, he's a weasly, lying, thieving, worthless junkie and I hope his pathetic existence doesn't by extension end hers.

I hate all of you. Every single one of you disgusting, eating, shitting, filthy humans. I can't stand you. Being near you makes my skin crawl. Walking through the city is like sliding through thickly packed cans of sardines, only instead of dead fish it's human waste everywhere. Surrounding me. Filling my nostrils. You make me want to pull at my skin. Tear the nose from my face. Gouge out my eyes. Whatever it takes to not be one of you.

I peak your interest and you call me. I am happy with you and you with me. I make one request of you. Tell me. I don't mind if the answer is no.

Knowing is much better then not knowing.

Why give me hope and let it linger for so very long. If you're going to dash it, sooner is much better then later. It's the decent thing to do after all...

If you close at 1700, that fucking means 1700! NOT 5 minutes before!

Don't wave your shitty little Windows Mobile piece of shit at me either. That fucking thing couldn't keep time if it was DESIGNED to. I slave my Blackberry to the Navy time servers. They keep time for the whole goddamned WORLD. You wanna call them up and tell them your fucking shitbox says they're wrong? No?

THEN OPEN THE GODDAMNED DOOR AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB UNTIL YOU CLOSE ON FUCKING TIME.

Steampunk was cool for a grand total of five minutes, and then, as usual, douchebags ruined it for everyone. Stop.

Every time I see you in the mirror, you're fatter, dumber, uglier, older, and worse off than the last time.
You're on a fast track to oblivion, you stupid fuck.

I fucking hate me.

you are all pussies

It pisses me off that with the blistering display of incompetence by the SEC to completely miss the Madoff scam, they decide to launch an investigation into Steve Jobs and his (lack of) health disclosures.

Maybe I'm wrong, and it wouldn't be the first time, but a CEO's job is to make money for the companies shareholders. Something that Jobs has done, in spades and then some, before acting responsibly and turning the reigns over to someone else when his ability to do so may be compromised by his health. Isn't that the kind of leadership that we want? Someone who's willing to give up power when keeping it may sink the company??

The SEC needs back the fuck off and find something worth while. Like how the hell they can stop the next $50 billion dollar scam.

Fucking hosers.

i hate people who take the time out of their life to hunt me down on the 'net and post stupid shit about me.

OOPS i'm being a hypocrit again, my bad.

I hate ambitionless cocksuckers who pride themselves on doing the absolute bare minimum required to get by. Laziness is a brilliant virtue to these breed of human shit. Actually giving a fuck about anything is an effort for these pricks. Given their attitude towards work or exertion of any kind, giving a flying fuck or even a shit (let alone two!) is pretty well out of the question. Yet when there's an opportunity to fuck up somebody else's life these mouthbreathing cuntscrapes never seem to miss it. The victim seems rarely to be somebody who deserves such inconsiderate treatment, and I am yet again left to clean up the mess.

I am a man with much to lose. If I didn't have so much I hold dear, I'd be getting booked for murder right now. I am sick to fucking death of useless morons who think malicious puerile pranks are still funny after 3rd grade. Why the fuck are these people in college? Why are they allowed to continue converting oxygen into carbon dioxide?! Resources on this planet are FINITE and should never be wasted on such horrendous "people" as this.

FreeBSD, when you update Perl, please don't blow away all of the modules I already installed via CPAN. You make me very cranky, and you make a bunch of people very cranky.

On the other hand, if I was a good admin, I would have been able to roll back far quicker than I did.

I know you were too busy in third grade picking your nose and doodling crude stick-figure breasts on your PeeChee to have paid attention to the basics of your own goddamned language, and you're probably too busy masturbating to World of Warcraft porn to pay attention now, but what the fuck, I'll give it a shot anyway.

The right time to use "to" - I am going to kill you.
The right time to use "too" - You are too stupid to function.
The right time to use "two" - You have two seconds to live.

The right time to use "there" - There is a gun over there.
The right time to use "their" - I'm going to shoot them in their faces.
The right time to use "they're" - They're going to get what's coming to them.

The right time to use "your" - Your stupidity had earned you a spot against the wall.
The right time to use "you're" - Don't worry, you're not going to feel a thing.

The right time to use "than" - You have less brain cells than a miniature squid.
The right time to use "then" - If your mother dropped you on the head several times when you were a baby, then that would explain it.

For fuck's sake, it's not rocket science. The worst part? I see journalists get this shit wrong all the time, too. It makes me want to gouge out their eyes with a rusty fork, then chop off all their fingers and shove them in the empty eye sockets so they can never inflict their horrible writing on the world again.

A. S. K.

aaa-ssss-kkk.

Not aks.

I hate clueless professors that haven't a clue about the field in which they teach. If they're a CS prof, you'd think that they'd have at least a bare minimum of understanding of basic computer security, internet security, and general best practices. Instead, they have short passwords, no clue, and then blame us sysadmins for their abject ignorance.

What's worse is that this particular one accused my co-worker and myself of knowing his password and then posting it online. We use Kerberos! We couldn't get his password if we wanted to! Besides, doing so would've been unethical and completely pointless. He accused us of a federal felony to our faces, simply because he's too stupid to understand basic computing.

Worse, his breath smells like rotting roadkill at 6 feet. Fucker's gonna write me an apology, or he's gonna catch hell.

this is bull shit. everyone is jumping on the "if people didn't borrow money they couldn't pay back, we wouldn't be in this mess!" bandwagon how many people do you know that were thinking "I'll just live in this house until the bank comes for it." no one i know. if the job market wasn't in the shiter this wouldn't have happened. people get gouged all the time by big corporations and are OK with it; insurance, medical treatment, retirement plans. we have been used to getting dicked around for years, this wouldn't have been any different if we had jobs and could afford to pay out the nose for our living expenses. nobody in the news is making enough of the direct correlation of crappy job market, real estate bubble, and the accountability of the party in power.

But you're still a fucking coward. Eat your own dick, I got your momma to eat mine. Go back to school and learn how to sign your name. Happy late Thanksgiving, cocksmoker.