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Posted by cravenmorhead on 2009-06-18 at 21:03 US/Pacific
Given so quickly, and taken away just as easily....
I peak your interest and you call me. I am happy with you and you with me. I make one request of you. Tell me. I don't mind if the answer is no.
Knowing is much better then not knowing.
Why give me hope and let it linger for so very long. If you're going to dash it, sooner is much better then later. It's the decent thing to do after all...
Posted by Jade Falcon on 2009-06-17 at 14:35 US/Pacific
Government workers
If you close at 1700, that fucking means 1700! NOT 5 minutes before!
Don't wave your shitty little Windows Mobile piece of shit at me either. That fucking thing couldn't keep time if it was DESIGNED to. I slave my Blackberry to the Navy time servers. They keep time for the whole goddamned WORLD. You wanna call them up and tell them your fucking shitbox says they're wrong? No?
THEN OPEN THE GODDAMNED DOOR AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB UNTIL YOU CLOSE ON FUCKING TIME.
Posted by oZ on 2009-04-18 at 16:01 US/Pacific
Oh, for fuck's sake, stop
Steampunk was cool for a grand total of five minutes, and then, as usual, douchebags ruined it for everyone. Stop.
Posted by Jade Falcon on 2009-04-12 at 09:38 US/Pacific
the fuck in the mirror
Every time I see you in the mirror, you're fatter, dumber, uglier, older, and worse off than the last time.
You're on a fast track to oblivion, you stupid fuck.
I fucking hate me.
