Coldplay, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.

Actually, I'm too lazy for that. Let me say instead that your music is the most emasculated, emotionless tripe since Matchbox 20.

Seriously, what emotion is any one of your songs supposed to evoke? I listen to your music, and it sounds like something someone would write after reading about adrenaline and endorphins in a dictionary. Your songs are the musical equivalent of a puppy the day after its nuts have been cut off - they limp around, confused and without a drop of testosterone.

I guess that's only appropriate, given that your singing sounds like you're a goddamned castrati anyhow. Comparing your voice to nails on a chalkboard is a slander against chalkboards and nails. You sound like someone decided to fuck a cat in the ass with a Wonder Woman action figure.

Coldplay, you know how I know you're gay? Because you ARE Coldplay.

once again G.W.Bush has shown his absolute distaste for the majority of American people and gone out of his way to rob us blind. with this second bail out of AIG, the trillions of dollars of debt left on our backs is a finial bitch slap on his way out of the door.

why didn't he invest that money in the nations infrastructure, that would create jobs for people most affected in this crises. those people could then support their local economy, which in turn would be a community paying its fucking mortgage. so the money would have still have made it to the top, but it would have just filtered up through struggling families.

i would have liked to see the viaduct in Seattle fixed. light rail installed in most major cities. work towards making America stronger in the long run rather than support a failed business model.

i hope bush's secret service detail does an equally crappy jobs protecting him as he has done protecting the American economy.

i think religion should be privatized. give "god" to an individual groups as intellectual property, to be defended as such. that way any extremists that do anything radical can claim they did it in the name of what ever god they want because they will face law suit.
no more "godhatesfags . com" because the asshole that created that site would have to apply with the Vatican to use "god" in the title, or face a hefty legal battle.
no more car bombings in the name of Muslim god because they would be prevented from announcing it publicly, they would have to say "the denounced party that claimed ..." or face libel suits.
basically, if religion is allowed to influence law, i think law should be allowed to influence religion.

that and i would like to see the Mormons and the Catholics duke it out for the christian god rights.

Hey, wingnuts! Why is it that all of science is awesome and totally worth teaching and accepting EXCEPT evolution and cosmology? The physics that make your toaster, microwave, and hi-def TV possible are totally killer, and the biology that makes sure little Johnny doesn't have to die of the measles is superbad, but as soon as someone tells you the Book of Genesis is totally full of shit, suddenly OMFG SCIENCE IS TEH ENEMY!!!!!11

Which theory is more elegant, which theory gives us a better idea of where we stand in regard to the Universe, which theory gives us a better chance of understanding the world around us:

"The universe came into being after the breakdown and subsequent hyperinflation of a supermassive singularity. Millions of years later, the first stars formed. Billions of years later came stars with planets around them. On some of those planets, life arose. On one particular planet revolving around a little-regarded yellow dwarf star in the backwater of the galaxy, that life, over billions of years of years, evolved from a primordial sludge into a vast, planetwide ecosystem. Some of the creatures on this little blue planet even eventually developed traits which might almost be regarded as intelligence."

or

"God did it."

You incurious fucks need to keep your goddamned paws off my textbooks and your ideals out of my classrooms. You want to teach about immortal sky wizards, talking snakes, women springing from men's ribs, and the uncomfortable idea of all humankind being descended from intense inbreeding? You want Jesus riding bareback on a tame velociraptor right before the Flood wiped out the dinosaurs? Fine. Teach it on Sunday fucking morning. Leave the rest of the week's education to qualified professionals, you twats.

Those who can't tell the difference between an OP-ED piece and a campaign speech. Holy fuck. I'm not trying to convince you, I'm stating my opinion.